If You Get Flesh-Eating Disease, It’s Good To Have Extra Flesh For It To Eat

Ok, cue the Steve jokes from everybody else who likes to make them.

We always hear about how being fat can kill you. Well, if you get flesh-eating disease, you’d better hope you packed on the pounds because that extra flubber might save your organs. How often do you hear a story like this? But one things’ missing. They never said how big she was.

I know, I know, I’m a heartless bitch. Maybe flesh-eating disease ate my heart.

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