Last Updated on: 21st April 2026, 08:37 pm
Yes officer, I am driving drunk right now, but I’m no danger to anybody. Really, I’m being extra careful. In fact, all this time I’ve been tooling around out here I have taken great care to make sure that I’ve got one eye shut at all times so I won’t see double. What’s that you say? Get in the car? I’m coming with you?