Haven’t We All Done This Once Or Twice?

Last Updated on: 23rd November 2021, 10:45 am

My my my, what a situation this is, and I can assure you that it’s all just a big misunderstanding. You see officer, I was not trying to suffocate this hooker so that I could take back the $100 I paid her. It sounds funny I know, but all that happened was I had this plastic bag full of sex toys with me. I brought it along for fun, you know, to get us both in the mood. When I was getting ready to leave, I was holding the bag and I guess it was right about her head level and well, she just kind of walked head first into it.Total accident, happens all the time.I don’t much appreciate her boyfriend tuning me up over something so silly, but hey, what are ya gonna do? He probably thought he was saving her from me, as preposterous as that sounds.

What’s that? Two years in prison? Awww come on!

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