Ted Rogers, CEO of Rogers Communications, hasdiedat the age of 75. Services will be held any time Monday to Saturday between the hours of 8 A.M. and 5 P.M., so if you could wait around that would be great.
Monthly Archives: December 2008
Now That It’s December, How About A Little Christmas Music
This, without question, is the best Christmas song I’ve heard in many, many years. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8IQqcq270
Flaming Weird
Ug. In the case of a poor old man’s incontinence pants becoming flaming incontinence pants, having their inner liner being described as molten globules never brings good images to the mind. But this reporter seemed very fond of using those two words frequently. What’s really weird is why was this dude in a wheelchair just …
Somebody’s Suffering From Inhalation Of Bullshit
I have no words forthis.Is there any real science to support or debunk the idea? Last month, at Killorglin District Court in Kerry, two separate drink-driving cases were dismissed after the presiding judge ruled that the steam of the defendants’ urine could have affected their alcohol readings taken during subsequent breath testing. They were not …
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More Proof That Our Maker Hates Us
Paris Hilton has finished work on her second album. “I wrote all the songs myself,” Hilton said of the album, which is still in need of a label. As long as it has askull and crossboneson it, she can label it however she wants. Hereis some evidence to show that I’m not just being a …
Come On, Let’s Play A Game! The Winner Gets A Pint And A Toy
You are faced with the growing problem of drunks causing trouble in your town. Your solution is to station police outside of bars on Saturday nights to hand out those little brightly coloured bubble blowing pens like we all used to play with when we were kids. Based on this information, you are:A. Developmentally delayed.B. …
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Settle Down there, Fella!
Here’s one for the what the fuck department, although it’s not quite as insane as the other ones I’ve posted. That’s saying something, considering the story. But it’s still pretty weird. Apparently, Marco fella has an addiction to sugar, and eats 10 Mars bars a day. If he can’t get his 10 Mars bars, he …
10 Reasons To Be Antisocial
While I wouldn’t necessarily call myself antisocial, I’m definitely a person who treasures his alone time. Not everybody who knows me knows that, and even some of the ones who do don’t really seem to understand why or respect it. Maybe that’s why I find thispieceso interesting. I don’t agree with everything here and some …
And With One Word, The Whole Mood Changes
This news story was a fine read, except for this sentence, which spoke to me in a louder volume than anything else the reporter could have said. Actually, it was only one word in the sentence. Can you find it? Diagnosing a child with autism is usually done when the infant turns two, but using …
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I Hate Situations Like This!
Something’s bugging me, and I don’t know when it will leave me alone, or what will make it go away. Maybe this will help. there’s a guy I’ve met downtown. He’s a little odd, but harmless. He’s the one who gave me a vegan brownie that time. I think he’s had an interesting, if not …