Cheers To You, You Dickless Yambag

Last Updated on: 26th July 2021, 06:14 am

Remember thatlistening plantfrom a few days ago? Remember how dumb it sounded? Me too, but I think I’d buy a billion of those before I’d invest one thin dime in one of these.

There’s something seriously wrong with anybody who needs that type of motivation or encouragement. But on the up side, it makes it pretty easy to tell who’s lives aren’t going well and who we should be avoiding like they’re the phoniest happy version of the plague to ever afflict humankind.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering simply out of curiosity of course *coughcough* half of you are buying this as soon as you’re done reading all of our mean-spirited posts *coughcough*,this stuff really does exist.So pick some up today, champ!

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