Ha ha ha, I Kill me!

Here’s a message for the kid who texted random phone numbers with the words “I’m committing suicide” and thought it was a good joke. you’re not funny. Learn better ways to be funny. You scared the shit out of complete strangers and wasted the police’s time. If you ever lose someone because they decide to …

Holly Desperately Needs Your Help

I’ve talked about Holly before. While I don’t agree with her when she gets going on her political views, I still want her to be well. It’s getting urgent now. Please, please donate to her fund or buy her book. I’m having trouble with the button on her fund’s site. Talk to her, help her …

Thought Splatter

Hey there. God, I’ve been labeling posts so long that my brain felt it had to write blog posts for nourishment! So here’s one. It’ll probably suck, but oh well. This labeling job is a bitch and it’s harder than it seems. You’d think categorizing our splattered thoughts would be easy, but sometimes I have …

Ahh, So That’s Why We Say That

Remember that guy who electrocuted a pickle to show us all how God gives us energy? Well… I think he’s been topped. The part about being a burn victim being the best thing that ever happened to some guy he knows is particularly mind bending not to mention disturbing. Oh yeah,and isn’t yelling Jesus Christ …