Flashy Swimsuit

Last Updated on: 27th September 2013, 01:18 pm

It’s a special kind of weird guy who dresses up in a woman’s bathing suit just to flash someone. Not only did he dress up in a bathing suit, but he had make-up and panty hose on. Yes, that’s what Phillip John Ortega did. He was just walkin’ around in this weird outfit, and found a woman smoking on her porch. It’s not clear whether he had targeted her, or she just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. He first walked up to her and asked where his friend went. She was getting the serious weird vybe and told him? Her? It? to go away. He sure didn’t, choosing to move the bathing suit aside, shake his willie and say “Hey, look at this.” I guess that was his long-lost friend then. When police found him nearby, without any prompting, he said the woman was lying and he never showed her his genetals. Uh, fail. You’re supposed to wait for the questions to start before denying any wrongdoing.

What possesses people to do weird things like this?

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