O Christmas…Cone?

Last Updated on: 6th February 2018, 12:56 pm

First we had Mr. Safety’s bowling alley, now we have Mr. Safety’s Christmas tree. This sounds depressing and kinda creepy.

Because they were afraid that a real Christmas tree might blow over and fall on someone, or poke someone with needles, or have its decorations stolen, or all manner of other stupidity, they decided to go with a new idea…a metal cone covered in astroturf!

Yes, this is supposed to be the new Christmas tree. This is how it’s described in the article.

When is a Christmas tree not a Christmas tree? When it is a giant cone covered in what appears to be green doormats.

Shoppers stared in bemusement at the mysterious object that landed in a shopping precinct in Poole, Dorset, this week. Some compared it to a giant traffic cone, a witch’s hat or a cheap special effect from an early episode of Doctor Who.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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