Last Updated on: 24th December 2016, 11:06 am
I don’t usually say this, but if you think you might be easy to offend or if you’ve recently eaten and have a weak stomach, just go away, right now!
Now for those of you who are still here, I’d like to introduce you to41-year-old Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia.She seems a little hard up. Ok, maybe more than a little. I have no words.
According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly
uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
Before we go any further, I must mention something. I’m sure all of the hype for this story is going to come from what she said and did, but we can’t overlook Adam Watson’s contribution here. What kind of guy would take her up on an offer like that right in front of her former husband? I mean maybe if he got the goahead, but even then that’s still weirding me out if I’m him.
Williams was arrested and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon, though whether the deadly weapon in question was the knife or that horrible vagina she appears to be sportin’ was not specified.
She is currently free to roam after posting $3000 bond and is scheduled for a court appearance February 16th.
