Well, Lunch Is Ruined

Last Updated on: 1st May 2014, 11:30 am

Some of you might readthis press releaseand think who in the hell is going to buy WWE decorations to put on their pizza? Certainly a valid question, but it would be kind of neat for kids parties, so it’s got that going for it.

But when I read this announcement, what caught my eye was this:

About Pizza Prints™
Pizza Prints™ Edible Image® designs are flat-printed decorations that are made in the USA of starches and FDA-approved edible food colors. The natural cheese flavor of the image complements the pizza. They are manufactured by The Lucks Company, the same inventor of Edible Image® designs for cakes.

Were I to sum up my feelings in a single word, that word would most likely be blarf!

Wow, starches, FDA-approved edible food colors and natural cheese flavour? my mouth is watering just thinking about it. NO wait, that’s not water, it’s my stomach making its best attempt at an escape. Seriously, none of those things sound like they could do you any harm, do they?

On another note, I’m guilty of not paying as much attention during geography classes as I should have, but I think if there was a place called the USA of starches and FDA-approved edible food colors, I would have noticed. There has to be a better way to word that sentence, and maybe once I get my appetite back I’ll come up with it.

I hope the person writing the press releases isn’t the same one doing the commercials. If it is, this company is in real trouble.

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