iBad…At Math…And Music…And Life…

Last Updated on: 27th September 2013, 05:33 am

I’m struggling to figure out who’s made of more fail inthis situation. Is it Hazem Sayed, the fellow who parted with $900 to buy Amanda Foote’s spot in an iPad 2 line (iPads cost around $500), or is it Amanda herself because she sat in the rain for nearly 2 days to make 300 bucks?

But Steve, you just said she made $900. Isn’t that pretty good?

It is, until you stop and consider that after her first hour, somebody offered her $600 to take her place but she turned it down. So yes, she sat out in the rain on only 3 hours sleep to make an extra $300. I’m bad at math,but per hour that’s less than minimum wage, at least it is where I’m from.

But it gets worse.

So what is young Amanda going to do with her hard earned cash? Will she invest it? Use it to pay for part of her education? Put it in a box for a rainy day (see what I did there)? Why of course not, you silly fool. She’s going to do what you’d expect somebody like this to do…buy Lady Gaga tickets.

So this brings us back to the who fails more question. I’ve put a lot of thought into it, and I’m pretty sure it’s Amanda.This video was a big help,plus the Hazem guy who bought it is an app developer. If he’s successful he’s making his money back pretty quickly, while all Amanda has is a couple hours worth of shitty concert and a spot on the Vomit Comet.

Yup, fail.

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