Last Updated on: 7th December 2017, 01:58 pm
Enough of this election stuff for now, le’ts offend some people!
*In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer.
*I’ve heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children’s-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
*A new Muslim clothing shop opened here, but I’ve been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
*You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
*The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches to the bottom of my driveway.
