More Black Friday Freebies

Last Updated on: 11th November 2013, 10:50 am

We started the day with some complimentary Walmart pepper spray, and now we keep the Black Friday fun times a rollin’ with a nice round of this Hollister is taking too damn long to open, so let’s bust in and start loading stuff.

Around 12:30 this morning, Hollister was burglarized by a crowd of Black Friday shoppers that had grown impatient while waiting in line outside the surf shop-inspired superstore, according to a clique of teenage eyewitnesses assembled outside the American Eagle Outfitters across the street.

NYPD on scene confirmed that the store had been robbed and would not be opening for predawn business, but had no further details about the suspects.

Serious question here. do any of these places even give a thought to hiring extra security? I mean really, it’s not like maniacs on Black Friday should surprise anyone at this point.

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