That’s The Pound Of The Man, Whacking For The Chick Gang

Last Updated on: 22nd December 2022, 11:19 am

Normally I would struggle to explain something like this to myself, but Valentine’s Day is coming up, so you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do to keep the love alive in a tough situation.

The story, according to the authorities, is that Terry Glenn Doxey was sitting in a Cadillac across from the jail that housed his girlfriend and some other interested female inmates. With an interior light shining so they could see, he and the blue jumpsuit he was wearing proceeded to show them how well he could drive a stick, if you will.

When police put a stop to the show, Doxey denied masturbating for the benefit of himself or anybody else, but police reportedly found items in his car that suggested otherwise. They also claim that this isn’t the first time the same car has been spotted near the jail.

He was booked on a felony indecent exposure charge and is now in jail, just like the woman of his creams…I mean dreams.

I have no snappy way to end this, so I’ll leave you to wonder if you are as dedicated to the one you love as this Doxey fellow seems to be. I’m not sure I am, but I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing.

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