Our aim isn’t to get you addicted to anything you’re not already on, but this sort of thing is fun sometimes. So if you’ve been thinking about experimenting with something new, there’s now a “Which Drug is For You?” quiz you can take. Just answer a few simple questions and the system will spit you back a suggestion.
According to this thing I should try heroin, which is weird because I thought before I started hmmm, I wonder if it’ll come back with heroin. I guess that makes me pretty self-aware, in a way. Only odd thing is that it told me to shoot it even though I said I’m not giving myself needles. There are other ways of doing the stuff so the result’s still valid, but listen to what I’m telling you, program!