I lost count somewhere along the way due to laughter and a general lack of brightness, but I think I got 25. Looking forward to part two.
Category Archives: quizzes ‘n’ shit
I Think You Should Name Him Cash, As In Hand Over A Bunch Of Your
I’m not going to sit here and tell you that naming a baby is easy. Whatever you settle on, you, and more importantly the kid, are wearing it forever. Clearly, it’s a choice that you’re going to want to get right. And yeah, sometimes it’s nice to have a little help. But if you ever …
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What A Wonderful, And Large, World
I can think of a few people for whom this $600, 60,000 piece jigsaw puzzle that Costco is selling would make a pretty cool gift. The problem is I have no idea where they would put it. The sprawling What a Wonderful World puzzle is actually 60 interconnected 1000-piece puzzles to make assembly (somewhat) feasible. …
Very Hard Jeopardy! Questions
Here’s some fun. 20 of the Hardest ‘Jeopardy!’ Questions of All Time They call them some of the hardest questions of all time because none of the three contestants answered them correctly. Hard is a very subjective description, obviously. Anyway, have a look at the clues on that list and see how many of them …
Florida Or Not Florida
This is a fun little game. You will be presented with 20 actual news headlines. Your task is to correctly determine whether each one is something that happened in Florida or in another state. I did pretty well, scoring 14 right answers by correctly identifying five Floridians and nine non-Floridians. That number should be 16, …
A Calculator To Make You Feel Like An Idiot For Buying All That Toilet Paper
Judging from the stores around here some of you could have used this service a couple weeks ago, but hey, it’s never too late. And so I give you How much toilet paper? The simple calculator for how much toilet paper you need to survive the pandemic. Not everyone is able to get to a …
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The No Rogan Experience
When last we checked in on the state of realistic sounding AI generated human voices, The technology was getting better but still had a way to go before it was going to fool most people. But sitting here today, having just listened to this fake Joe Rogan, I feel very confident saying that my god, …
The Penis Game Is So Much Fun…That Sounds Wrong
My turn to play the penis game. Mine is based off the album called “Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs”. It’s where the song about googling your symptoms came from. Here we go! Never Google Your Penis (No. Google Randy Orton’s instead. Might as well dredge up another old reference while we’re at it…) Text Message …
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Welcome Back, Penis Game
Not sure how many of you will remember this, but a bunch of us had a lot of really dumb fun back in 2004 with a little thing called the Penis Game. Some of them made it to the main page, but many were lost forever thanks to the great comment purge of 2011. Nope, …
Finally, A Quiz I Can Ace!
As you may have heard from the people screaming about it online, Ontario’s new PC Government has announced they will be immediately repealing the 2015 Sex-Ed Curriculum, and “temporarily” replacing it with the 1998 curriculum. Which begs the question: What the fuck? But also: could you pass the 1998 sex-ed final exam? Take this quiz …
