This Is Not A Robbery. Please Kindly Accept My Shoes And This Radio

This is from 2012, but I’m noting it anyway because of the total whatthefuckedness of it all.

Employees said the man entered the bank wearing stick-on facial tattoos and a vest made out of sheet metal, and then took off his shoes and socks and put them in a wastebasket. He then put a small AM/FM radio on a counter, put a dog muzzle over his face, walked out of the bank and got on a bus and left.
Police said he did not make any threats, did not try to rob the bank, and that all the items he left behind were completely harmless.

Harmless or not, they still arrested him on charges of disorderly conduct” and “menacing because… well…I can’t even pretend I know why, if we’re being honest with each other.

Just don’t act like a wacknut in a bank in Oregon is the lesson here, I guess.

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