Black Friday Body Count: Thanks For Comin’ Out, Lying Spokeslady

Forgot to note this laughable pile of corporate horse nuggets when posting the broken wristed California cop thing.

Walmart corporate officials said safety of customers and employees is the greatest importance.
“The fight at the Rialto store was an unfortunate and isolated incident to an otherwise very safe event,” corporate spokeswoman Betsy Harden said. “Providing our customers with the best and safest shopping experience is always our top priority.”

Unfortunate? Indeed. Isolated? Scroll down, lady. Most of the stories and videos are your fault. There might be a sniff of believability here if you were kicking out the fighters rather than the filmers, but for now, just go away.

Related to absolutely nothing, I wish the NHL would schedule more afternoon games. I love writing to afternoon baseball in the summer, and today’s afternoon hockey is equally enjoyable. I’m sure it’s a matter of economics (everything is), but the league is making a huge mistake by not making it all about me.

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