When it comes to the case of Shawn Harvell,, I dont’ know if I’m more creeped out or jealous of the lucky son of a bitch.
Police said a Metro officer driving on 38th Street near Lawndale Avenue was flagged down by two women.
One woman, 29, told the officer that Harvell approached her on the sidewalk from behind and grabbed her by the arm.
The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was “swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion,” the police report said.
He also said he had a gun and that the woman was going to come with him, according to the police report.
Yeah, he had a gun, alright. shame he had to go and use it for such evil.
When the women flagged down the officer, Harvell began to quickly walk away, then run. Cops caught up to him after a brief chase as he was trying to load himself and that helicopter dong of his into his vehicle.
he told officers that he knew the victim and that he was confronting her about some sort of financial dispute, but of course, she didn’t know him. I believe her. You’d remember a guy packing a propecker.
Harvell was arrested and charged with public indecency, resisting law enforcement, criminal confinement and battery. He was also ticketed for parking his car too close to a fire hydrant. I’ll leave the hose jokes to you guys.