I Didn’t Hit And Rob Anyone. I Just Gave Her A Friendly Poke In The Head

Listen, everyone. Just stop using Facebook already, won’t you? Especially if you happen to be a criminal, an idiot or both.

Authorities say a woman was sitting at the Bremerton ferry terminal on Tuesday using her headphones when she was struck on the head from behind. After being struck, a man grabbed her iPod and purse and ran. She didn’t recognize the man but noticed a tattoo of a triangle on his neck.

The next day, the woman received a Facebook friend notification and recognized the sender as the man who robbed her.

Police confirmed her suspicions, a task which surely couldn’t have been the most difficult thing they’d ever done because triangle neck tattoo, for christ’s sake!

Riley Allen Mullins, 28, has been charged with second-degree robbery.

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