At The Corner Of Kissy And Gropey

So remember yesterday when I said that sometimes there’s no good explanation for something? I don’t see a line about drugs, alcohol or mental problems in here, so this might be one of those times.

Police say a 35-year-old man kissed and groped women and a man inside a Walgreens store on April 23.

The man first went to the photo processing area, then moved on and kissed an employee, according to a police report.

In aisle nine, he grabbed a customer’s buttocks before approaching another woman, grabbing her face, saying, “Hey baby,” kissing her and squeezing her bottom. The woman pushed him away.

He continued to make his way through the store at 72nd Street and Crown Point Avenue, tossing items as he went. At one point, he struggled to open a package, put it down and tried to kiss yet another woman.

The man later jumped over a counter. A male employee stepped in his way, and the man tried to plant a smooch on his face.

At this point he was shown out, but of course that’s not the end of it.

He returned a few minutes later, took a seat on a counter (not sure if it was the one he’d previously jumped over) and refused to move when asked. Police were called, and they moved him upon their arrival.

But it doesn’t quite end there, either.

Even though he was in police custody and in the process of being taken from the store, he still managed to lick an employee’s head on his way out.

He’s been charged with misdemeanor sexual assault and three counts of disturbing the peace.

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  1. I did see something about a dude licking someone’s head in a Walgreens. But of course, since I live in a state of permanent haze, it didn’t get put up. Glad you did. That’s just messed up.

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