I Lost My Poor Meatball, So I Stabbed The No Good Son Of A…

We’ve got us a stabbing over a stolen meatball. Yes, a single, solitary meatball.

Deputies were called around 11:10 a.m. to the business in the 2300 block of Belair Road, where they learned there had been an argument over one employee eating the other’s meatball from his lunch, Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Cristie Kahler said.
An fight ensued and the employee who had eaten the meatball was stabbed in the arm by the employee whose lunch he had taken the meatball from, Kahler said.

The stabbing victim was taken to hospital for treatment and later released. The theft victim left the scene and had not been apprehended as of this report, which admittedly is a bit old.

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