Yeah, Pretty Much This

Hey there, perpetually cheery social media guy. Before you hit RT on that latest and greatest lifechanging quote, take a couple minutes to read this. Thanks. Inspirational messages are hollow statements for lazy blowhards

It’s my sincere hope that a few of you sanctimonious blowhards will realize what insufferable assholes you are, and that you’ll stop posting these “inspirational” messages everywhere. They’re shitty, obnoxious and irrelevant to most people. In the mean time, here’s a free inspirational message from me to you: eat shit. It’s free and good for the environment.

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