How Well Do Drunken Noodles Go With Egg Rolls

Now this, this is a proper food feud.

Cops charge that Keith Johnson, 44, showed up at the victim’s Milton home around 8 PM Monday and began ringing the doorbell. The 60-year-old woman told cops that Johnson was intoxicated and that she “did not want him in her house.”
The victim, who has dated Johnson on-and-off for more than four years, said that he “wanted to eat egg rolls that were in the house.” When the woman stepped outside her home to say that she would bring the egg rolls out to him, Johnson allegedly shoved her into the front door.
When questioned by police, Johnson said that he wanted the victim “to heat up his egg rolls.” Asked if he pushed the woman when she refused him entry to her residence, Johnson reportedly replied, “I admit I pushed her.”

Why so mad, bro? You were going to get delivery and everything.

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