Last Updated on: 22nd May 2026, 03:05 pm
I was struggling to understand what and why the hell any of this was happening until I read down to the part where the fellow had previously been arrested for possession of LSD and 27.92 grams of marijuana wax. I don’t know what that second thing is exactly, but it must be the black sheep[of the marijuana family, the one who does weird stuff like share candy instead of eating it all himself.
Investigators say that Tristan Stetina, 19, walked into a Mankato eatery Friday afternoon and “began throwing Skittles at employees and customers.”
A woman identified as “Victim 1” in a court filing told police that she was “hit in the back with a Skittle which caused a stinging pain.”
Upon arriving at the restaurant, a cop “noticed Skittles all over the gound and a bag of Skittles near the garbage.” The suspect, “Victim 1” told police, had a “heart shaped tattoo under his eye and another tattoo on the side of his face.”
Based on the description, police knew who they were after and quickly tracked him down at a nearby business. He allegedly fought with the officers and tried to trip one before being taken in on a charge of misdemeanour assault.
Oh, and one other thing. Please tell me that the words “hit in the back with a Skittle which caused a stinging pain” are just part of a dramatic, in the moment description, because they sure read to me like somebody’s campaigning for a starring role in a reboot of the Stella Awards.