Ooo. I have a Twitter now. I’m @VCCarin and I feel like a total tool because I can’t figure out how to write a Twitter username. Yup, I’m dumb. I will also feel like a total tool if both our Twitter accounts aren’t tweeting the blog. Well, here goes nothin’.
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Tweeting Is Twicky!
Earlier today, the urge struck me to tweet on our Twitter, so I did, and man that’s hard! Who knew writing something in 140 characters or less would take so much effort? An idea struck me that I thought was short enough to be tweetable, so I started to write it down. But as soon …
Baby’s First Marijuana
What is in the air in Madisonville? I guess it’s pot. First, we had the video of the two-year-old putting a joint to her lips under the encouragement of her mother, and now another mom was blowing marijuana smoke into the mouths of her one, four, and seven-year-old kids. Listen, folks, babies don’t need marijuana. …
Was He Trying To Stop Himself From Sleepwalking?
Hmmm. I think Sanford Rothman should rethink keeping a gun by his bed. He appears to be prone to sleepshooting. That would be weird. You wake up to the sound of a bang and see you have been shot in the knee. But there’s nobody else home. Yikes. That whole gun by your bed as …
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There’s No Bottle. He’ll Give You What’s On Tap
Wow. Looks like we have another Michael Edwards. This one didn’t bother with that whole bottle thing. He just jacked off as he went past this woman while she studied in the library, and got her right on the arm! Gross! His name is Oritse Ayu. The way JAWS pronounces it, it sounds like his …
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John Turmel Video Gold!
Remember back when Steve talked about John Turmel? Remember how he described him as “completely fucking insane and much too awesome for words”? Well, here’s some video of his insanity. Steve, you finally got your wish. There is video. It’s video of Brantford, and of him getting arrested during his mayoral campaign, which is yet …
You’ve Got The Eyes Of A Nutbar
Remember when I laughed at Oklahoma’s ban on tattooing the whites of the eyes because who would put needles in their eyes? Well, a dude in Oregon went and tattooed his own eyeballs! Yup, poked a needle in his eye and shot ink in there. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow are you a …
Give Me All Your Money Or I’ll…Liven You Up With A Rich Creamy Taste!
Wow. Now robbers are using bottles of dressing as weapons, and not even bottles of dressing they brought with them. They just grab one off the store shelf and hold it like a gun. Too bad the person who he aimed the dressing at had an actual gun. I did have to chuckle that the …
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Slip, Drop And Die
Usually the punishment for burglary isn’t death, but for Donald Zakrzewski, that was the punishment he brought on himself. The story goes that he broke into a house, and stole some jewellery and electronics. As he was finishing up, the homeowner came home, so he made a break for it. There he was, running through …
Find The Bad Parent. Good Boy!
Here’s a sure-fire way to make kids hate and mistrust their parents. There is now a service out there that will allow anyone to rent a drug-sniffing dog. For $200 an hour, the service will bring a drug-sniffing canine over to your house. Think little Johnny has some pot? Bring over Ruphus and let him …