Not Everybody’s As Cool As Guelph

Wow! While I was busy raving about how awesome our voting process was, Jen, who often sends us ideas and stuff was having one hell of a horrible experience while voting in Hamilton’s municipal election. Here is what she said happened to her. Well in the first place they didn’t have the accessible machines available …

Fall From Grace And From A Cliff Face

I read this story first, but had to write easier stuff before I came back for it. Jason Michael Carlsen is suing Bethel Bible School students Sarah Elisabeth Koivumaki and ZacharyGudelunas, and if things went down the way he and the Redding police say they did, he should. The story goes that after a night …

The Kids Don’t Need That Anatomy Lesson That Early On

Wow. What a prize. After getting involved in an argument about where she should drop off the kid she was driving to school, a woman told others, and showed them, what they should kiss. Kids saw it and were asking their parents what that woman was doing, and commenting that it was gross. Real classy, …

Don’t Those Flashing Blue Lights Just Mean It’s Open For Business?

Ongley Raymond Ocon III needs to seriously lay off the booze. If he’s so drunk that he can’t tell the difference between a cab and a marked police cruiser, he’s had too much. Or maybe he should lay off the booze when combined with the cocaine.

Put That Teaching Tool Away

Wow. I can’t decide if this miserable attempt at an explanation for what happened is worse than the guy who said he touched the little girl because he was too blind to see who she was, or the guy who flashes people walking alone to show them how vulnerable they are. Bryan Hearron said the …

Did He Also Go By The Name Agent 86?

It appears that the person most dangerous to Jos Lawrence Potvin was Jos Lawrence Potvin. If you’re going to set up a booby trap to protect your home that would cause a shotgun to go off if someone steps on the string, remember where you put the string, or otherwise, the person who sets it …

So I guess The Drugs Did Their Job?

A little heads up, courtesy of sprinter LaShawn Merritt. Something you should not say after being banned from athletic competition for taking penis-enlargement drugs: β€œTo know that I’ve tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around,” Your hands? Well, maybe, if …