Get Off The Drugs, They’re Rotting Your Brain!

So here’s a tip. If you buy some weed, and when you smoke it, you think it tastes funny, just stop smoking it. Maybe realize that you wasted that money and throw it away. But don’t call the cops and ask if they could check if it’s pot. They’ll check it for you, but even …

Halloween Charity Dog Walk

Here’s some info about an upcoming charity dog walk put on by Guelph Animal Hospital, which just happens to be Trixie’s vet clinic. I don’t know if I’ll go or not, part of me wants to, but here’s the info for anyone else interested. Join Us!   On Sunday, October 31st at 11:00am, Guelph Animal Hospital …

Push Faster! Faster!

Can you imagine witnessing this jewellery store robbery? Security camera footage shows 44-year-old Noemi Duchene and 45-year-old Luis Del Castillo arrive outside of Estate & New Jewelry late Tuesday morning with Del Castillo pushing Duchene in her wheelchair. Duchene then gets out of her chair, covers her head and upper body with a large black …

The Exploding Pen Certainly Is Mightier Than The Sword

Jessie Bauguess’s whole family sounds screwed up. What a sad bunch. It all started to unravel when Jessie Bauguess brought an exploding pen to school. His grandmother says it was a prank, but it sent a kid to the hospital with burns to his hands and fragments of the pen going into his chest and …

That’s Not What’s Meant By Mustard Plaster

Food feuds, how I love thee. This one involves a dude launching a mustard-covered corn dog at his girlfriend. I love all the trouble Will Greenlee went to in order to bring us this food feud in all its glory. Not only do we have a mugshot of the accused “corn dog chucker”, but we …

Please Remain In The Treatment Program Until Your Sentence Is Complete

Remember Steven Slater? Well, he pleaded guilty. If he completes a one-year treatment program involving counselling and treatment for substance abuse, the biggest of his two charges will be dropped. Here’s a question. How is what he did *attempted* criminal mischief? Nobody stopped him from getting on the PA system, cursing out passengers, grabbing beer, …