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Jessie Bauguess’s whole family sounds screwed up. What a sad bunch. It all started to unravel when Jessie Bauguess brought an exploding pen to school. His grandmother says it was a prank, but it sent a kid to the hospital with burns to his hands and fragments of the pen going into his chest and …
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Woohoo, I have a positive update to the Meetup saga. Now, they want to know my system’s specs, and for some reason they want screenshots. I really don’t know what screenshots will do, but they shall have them. The last tech support dude, who I think was also the last tech support dude to do …
Food feuds, how I love thee. This one involves a dude launching a mustard-covered corn dog at his girlfriend. I love all the trouble Will Greenlee went to in order to bring us this food feud in all its glory. Not only do we have a mugshot of the accused “corn dog chucker”, but we …
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Here’s an interview with Iris Thompson about the whole Palm incident. Wow. There is an emergency strip on the trains, but she couldn’t find it, and nobody would help her! One man even told her it was ok. Oh no it isn’t. I bet he feels about 6 different kinds of dumb right about now. …
Remember Steven Slater? Well, he pleaded guilty. If he completes a one-year treatment program involving counselling and treatment for substance abuse, the biggest of his two charges will be dropped. Here’s a question. How is what he did *attempted* criminal mischief? Nobody stopped him from getting on the PA system, cursing out passengers, grabbing beer, …
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Here’s a tip. If you’re going to throw your buddy in the air as part of a dance, make sure you can catch him. Otherwise, he may not dance again. It was a wedding, and friends of the groom were picking him up and throwing him in the air, when they didn’t catch him and …
I have an update to the Meetup.com saga. 1. They say they can’t make things screenreader-accessible at this time. And when exactly will that magic time arrive? I’ve been waiting for a year. 2. They told me to go make a suggestion about this over at their user voice forums. I want everyone with a …
You know HumanWare really needs to stop committing marketing fails. Here’s another one. A couple of days ago, they sent out a message saying that everybody who buys a Victor Reader Stream in the next little while can get a free softpak that they’re selling for around 50 bucks. Then, the next day, I received …
Does Francis McGinley know Gary L. Korkuc? They both have twisted tastes in food, and they’re both twisted individuals. Can you imagine being McGinley’s room-mate? You’re just in your house, loo dee doo, when McGinley, who’s been hittin’ the McGinley pretty good, comes home with 2 blood-soaked 4-week-old kittens. Was he trying to rescue them? …
Now, how often does that happen? For some inexplicable reason, a professor in Sweden who wishes to remain anonymous decided to leave his backpack full of things like keys, credit cards and a laptop full of important research data abandoned in a stairwell while he slipped into the laundry room. Of course, the obvious happened …
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