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I’ve learned something today. A bag of dog doodoo is considered a dangerous weapon. Wow, I didn’t know I disposed of dangerous weapons twice a day. But apparently, it is, because a woman who threw a bag of dog feces at a car because she thought the driver was speeding has now been charged with …
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I just finished watching the mayoral debate on Rogers TV, and I have to say this. Ray, you made me very sad. Actually, you made me want to transport myself through my TV so I could grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and tell you to stop beating up on yourself for the love …
What the hell? A woman came home from work to find her home was being invaded. The armed men bound her son with duct tape, searched the house for money, and…made the woman melt butter and pour it on her chest. Somehow, the butter had cooled before she poured it on herself, so she was …
Eeewww. Imagine checking into a hotel, then leaving your room and coming back to find there’s a hotel employee in your room wearing some of your clothes! Eeewww eeewww eeewww! I love how they describe what happened when Dayanara Fernandez came back to her room and found the dude there. Specifically, the man had on …
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Wow! This is just amazingly dumb. I can’t think of something quite this dumb that I’ve heard in a while. We’ve talked about people accidentally incriminating themselves in all kinds of ways, but never have we seen someone do it on purpose. We have now. The story says that the officer was pumping gas, when …
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Here’s an update to the guide dog getting dragged by the train story. It looks like The dog’s name is Palm, and she’s recovering. Look at that list of injuries. Ow ow ow ow oo oo oo oo eee eeee eeee! And look at that vet bill. But it does say the hospital is taking …
Here’s a little tip for folks voting in Guelph in the municipal election. Remember when I was raving about those thumb switch audio voting machines? Well, apparently, the machines are even cooler than I thought. I guess they have features on them to help people who can’t move their hands. I don’t understand it all, …
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Gees! I know saggy pants look silly, and can be a real trip hazard, but really, should you shoot a kid in the buttock over it like Kenneth Bonds did? Now the kid had to have all kinds of medical treatment, and Bonds has a nice list of charges. They’re saggy pants. That is not …
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I saw the headline guide dog dragged by speeding train” and screamed. I can’t, I just can’t imagine. Somehow, the leash got caught by the sliding door and then the dog ended up out on the platform where it was dragged, got caught on something else, and fell to the guideway below. It appears to …
What kind of weird burglar poses for a photograph by a neighbour, while holding some of the stolen stuff? He broke into a house, stole some electronics and jewellery, grabbed a baseball cap and wore it, and took a box of cheez-its, eating them as he left. A neighbour saw him, and thought he didn’t …