If James Lee Frank was trying to set an example for his kid, then what he is demonstrating is how to be a complete idiot. He was not happy with how his kid was doing in school, and somehow his kid’s performance had nothing to do with the kid at all. This guy thought his …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
I’m In The Mood For Food! Oh Bother! There’s No More Food Here!
Let’s add Lynne Gravier to the list of stupid people feeding bears. I think next time I go to a casino, I want to take this woman with me. She has been feeding bears for 25 years, even letting them into her house, and she did not become a yummy feast. Also, no neighbours have …
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Scooting Around The Law
So, here’s a warning to everyone in Florida. Apparently, if someone gets busted for DUI and they’re told they can’t drive a car, they can still tool down the road at 20 miles an hour in a scooter. Oh I feel better already, especially since these suckers have a nearly silent motor. Great! So, as …
Odds And Ends And Updates
I had a few random thoughts on some things, so figured I’d throw ’em together and make a small post. Remember back when I said I would switch Trixie’s food? Well, the switch is complete, and boy does she seem to love her new food. Holy hell. She will suck that stuff back like it’s …
Unhappy Birthday
This story of a kid’s birthday party turning into a drunken brawl causes me to ask so many questions. There’s the obvious question. What kind of idiots would break beer bottles and involve themselves in a massive 75-person brawl in front of 30 children? Not only are you setting a horrible example, but you’re endangering …
Open The Door, Get On The Floor, Everybody…Hump The Dinosaur?
Ooo! A humping! We haven’t had one of these in a while. All we know for sure is that somebody flashed some girls in a playground, and then humped a dinosaur-shaped piece of playground equipment. Police think that a drunken fellow by the name of Guadelupe Paramo-Almanza was the one who did it, but they’re …
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Who Has Egg On His Face Now?
Agim Demiri has a strange idea of how to express his disapproval with court decisions. When coming before Judge Timothy J. McJoynt to deal with some owed child support, I guess he didn’t like the ruling, so threw an egg at the judge. He narrowly missed him, but the egg splattered a plaque and some …
He’s The Kind Of Man Who Knows When To Quit
When I said it looked like there would be no consequences for slimy DA Kenneth Kratz, apparently I was wrong. He thought he was above the law, but four more women came forward with similar claims, and the governor was working on forcibly removing him from his position. Then, Kratz decided it would be simpler …
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Somehow This Latex Didn’t Protect Me Like I Thought It Would
We have learned before that spray paint is toxic, especially when applied to the face. Now, Brian Mattert has taught us that being covered in latex paint will not cause a taser to become a death ray. It won’t do much of anything, except force the cops to replace their uniforms.
What On Earth Did They Put It Out With?
There isn’t much to this story, just that a Semi pulling a trailer full of fire extinguishers caught fire. Hmmm. That doesn’t speak volumes for the fire extinguishers! Were they made from Chimfex?