A Freezer Full Of Insulted People

Doesn’t this make ya feel secure. In the state of Illinois, it has been discovered that only 20% of rape kits are actually analyzed, analysis being the whole reason for taking a rape kit in the first place. So, a law actually has been created saying “You have to test ’em all…unless there’s no funding …

Desire2Plug My Desire2Learn Video

A few months ago, I did a video for Desire2Learn about screenreaders and websites and accessibility and such. They said they wanted to use it in their promotional stuff, and would even put it on YouTube! Well, here’s the final result. I never thought I’d be on YouTube, but there I am. Update: It appears …

Waaaa! Give Me My Booze Now! Waaaa!

It’s a special kind of man who, when police tell him he won’t be getting his brandy back because it was being held as evidence, would lay down at an intersection and have a tantrum, demanding his booze back. The funny part was he was robbed of his brandy, and when police found it, of …

She Really Wanted A Drive-Through Window

This is another one of those stories like man found in toilet again, or man jumps into river again, or man is rescued from gator again. The addition of “again” makes the story all the more interesting or funny. This one is 75-year-old woman drives car into liquor store again. She did a lot of …

He Has An Iron Will. He Will Not Iron

Robert Edward Tyrrell Jr. should consider himself lucky that mom and pop still let him live in the nest at 29. Demanding that his mom iron his clothes is a bit much. But even more over the top is holding mommy dearest hostage for over 6 hours when she refuses to do his ironing. After …

Thoughts Cooked Up In My Cooked Brain

I decided to write one of my random meandering rambles. I hadn’t done one of those in a while. Gees! It’s been a 4-day cooker up here! I keep joking that the Arizona weather has come to visit me, except we have humidity on top of it. What did the weather guy say today? Tomorrow, …

Great Group, Great Announcement, Not So Great Editing

God, our poor little Great White North alumni chapter of GDB can’t win for losin’. It was founded last June and we’ve been trying to figure out a way to get the word out there that we exist. We eventually drafted up a little greeting message to send to the alumni news that is sent …