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Brittney Horstman is one determined lawyer. She went in to see her client at the Miami Federal Detention Center and set off the metal detector. Even though the guards knew it was the underwire in her bra, they still said nope. So, she went to the washroom and removed her bra. Now, they wouldn’t let …
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You know, as much as I have to make fun of Willie Eugene Lewis for climbing into an electrical substation, I do have to give him kudos for being able to walk to the emergency room on his own after receiving the frizzle frying that he did. Nobody can tell us why Lewis felt the …
I just have to write this quick post before I get a move on. Ok, so this morning, Steve woke up to find that his computer was acting like a dork. He couldn’t figure out why. We’re pretty sure that his USB keyboard has bitten the biscuit, but we’ll only know after we buy a …
What did these two sisters do to piss off the moose population? I mean, how likely is it that one sister would hit a moose, and then the other sister, while on her way to visit her sister in the hospital, would hit another moose? I’m glad the second sister wasn’t injured nearly as badly …
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I really hope that Professor Frank Fenner is wrong about his theory that the human race will go the way of the dinosaur in less than a century, although I can’t help to worry that he has a point. It’s scary that I might witness the end of humanity during my lifetime. Just the thought …
Gees! If you’re going to live with Kevin and Dustin Lambert, mark very well whose food is whose. If not, you could wind up getting a beating over it. This is what William Reaume found out. They first started punching him, and then they beat him with an acoustic and an electric guitar. Gees! Settle …
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Eeewww. Now there’s a backyard gathering the kids won’t forget. All was going ok, until their neighbour came out in his thong bathing suit, bent over and intentionally showed his balls to the bunch. When the adults supervising the kids told him to please not do that in front of the kids, he swore and …
Now that’s just a little weird. Police came and arrested a drunken couple who were pushing a stroller with their two kids in it at around 1:30 a.m. In the stroller, they found open containers of booze. I was expecting that. But they also found a double-edged bayonet. Yup, in with their kids in the …
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How about we stop talking about the G20 happenings so we can watch Gummie Chernobyl? Sounds good.
People are dumb. Because the G20 meetings are going on, some idiots calling themselves the Black Bloc thought they should smash windows, burn cop cars and cause general disarray and hell around Toronto, even saying that “confrontation is welcome” at a protest this afternoon. They want to show them who’s boss, eh? Well, ask the …