National Access Awareness Week Promo, Radio Edition.

Well, here comes another episode of let’s giggle at Carin trying to make a radio ad. I think next time, I might get Steve to voice the ad. Even though people seem to think so, I don’t think I make good radio ads. I made 2 ads for our upcoming National Access Awareness Week, one …

Save A Dog, But Only IfIt Looks Perfect

What in hell is wrong with people? If you’re going to a shelter to give a dog a home, should it matter what it looks like? Because of overbreeding, a couple of female dogs had sagging nipples. People would see them and then ask to see other dogs. It took doing cosmetic surgery on the …

I Don’t Know A Lot About Geometry, But This Teacher Is Obtuse.

Here comes Ann with another doozer. And here I thought the guy who wrote out the alternate meaning for change was bad. Oh, I have something far worse. An unnamed teacher in Alabama thought he had a new way of teaching parallel lines and angles in his geometry class. At what angle would you have …

Would You Like Prison Time With That?

I think Melanese Reid has some serious anger issues. Yeah, it sucks when the person at the drive-through gets your order wrong. But ya don’t try to slap him and then run into the restaurant and chase him around trying to shoot him with a stun gun. All this over some mustard and mayo? Seriously? …

They Cleaned Them Out Alright.

I can see having people on probation work off their fines by cleaning a courthouse. But if you’re doing that, you’d better have pretty good supervision and cameras that are either monitored or recording. Otherwise, 2 43-inch TV’s may walk out with the cleaning crew. That’s what the Lowell Superior Court discovered. There are two …

They Got the Smash Part Down…

Here’s a pair of guys who were not meant to be burglars. They broke into a nail salon to steal a 42-inch TV, but couldn’t get it out of its brackets. So they left. The salon-owner repaired the door, only to have the pair return a night later and fail to get the TV out …

Michel Bérubé: C’est Très Bon.

You know, I went to this little concert 8 days ago, and I’m only getting around to writing about it now. Oh well, better late than never I guess. As I’ve said a couple of times, I organize a group of people who want to practice their French. Somebody noticed that a French singer named …

Never An Adult Moment Is Always A Good Album

To celebrate what would have been our 11th anniversary if we didn’t have that little break in the middle, Steve bought me another Lizards album from HMV Digital. Ooo I love the Lizards! I squealed when I saw it in my email. So, the one he got me was Never An Adult Moment, released in …

Semple Minds Make Other Minds Churn

I swear sometimes Steve sends me stuff just to see what I’ll do. He saw this whining letter to the editor, and fired it in my direction. I’m sure he enjoyed watching what happened. In case the letter ever disappears, here is its contents. People are just whining about poor bus service After reading a …