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You know how I thought a guy drunkenly thinking he was home when he was 8 miles from home was bad? Here’s a guy 46 miles from home. Aaron Ward pissed on himself, stripped off his clothes and tried to climb into what he thought was his window. How about nope? Now, I don’t know …
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You know the phrase “You can’t unring the bell?” Well, there should be also one that says “You can’t ungive the robbery note.” Lois Harvey learned this lesson recently. I guess she came into the bank and walked up to the teller, all full of confidence. She was going to rob the bank. She handed …
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Hahhahhahahhaa! Read this story, and just try not to laugh. Apparently a dude changed his name to Lord Jesus Christ, and then someone ran that dude down in a crosswalk! Hilarious writing ensues! I really don’t have any more to say.
Ann sent me this horrible round-up of things men have done to their penises. I’d heard of some of them, but some of them were new to me, and made me yell out imagining how much that would hurt. Really, leave your unit alone. It doesn’t need to be messed with. If you do mess …
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You know, every time I hear about this whole oil spill thing, I feel this crushing feeling of helplessness. I didn’t even want to blog about it, because what could I say? “holy shit that’s a lot of oil. What a catastrophe.” And what the hell does that do? I guess I could say that …
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I remember writing about the Judge Rotenberg Center two years ago. When Ann sent me this update, I was shocked that the place *still* hasn’t been shut down. I know kids who have severe disabilities can be hard to handle, but they should never have shock devices attached to them that can be triggered whenever …
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I’m sure identical twins do lots of funny pranks where one tries to pretend to be the other, but one place you shouldn’t do that is in court. This lesson brought to you by Matthew and Marcus Mauseri. Matthew was supposed to be in court, on a fraud charge of all things, and his twin …
When I got this one from Ann, I knew it had to go up. Here’s some irony for ya. There is a report that shows that Darwin, Mr. theory of evolution, had some trouble in his family that was caused by inbreeding. I know marrying cousins was something they did back then, but I still …
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>Ann sent me this, and then I saw it on the news. I know that there has been trouble with people running onto the field at Phillies games, but was it really necessary to taser this guy? I mean, our old pal Matthew I’m going to puke on your daughter Clemmens was more deserving of …
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Thanks Ann for this one, and a couple others to come. What kind of goof would wear a poncho on a really steep rollercoaster, one that drops and swings around and exposes its occupants to forces experienced by fighter pilots? I guess the same kind of weirdo who would wear a burkha on a go-cart. …
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