Hey Joseph Williamson. Did you know why they say not to operate electrical things near gasoline? Because sparks can ignite the gas. So do you think it’s a good idea to use an electric leaf blower to siphon gas out of a tank? I guess you realize it’s not now. Williamson is alive, but his …
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Maybe A Few Inmates Will Think He’s Dead Too.
Melvin L. Jackson is pretty stupid if he thought his reasoning was good. Either way, he’s creepy. A woman was walking when she suddenly felt lightheaded and went to sit down. She passed out, and Jackson raped her right there on the sidewalk. Someone saw it and started screaming for help. When he was arrested, …
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>Exercise With Your Dog
>Saw this on a couple of lists, laughed, so I thought it could have a place here. Exercising With Your Dog You’ve seen those ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contraptions. Well, there’s no need to invest in fancy equipment. If you have (or can borrow) a dog, you have everything …
>Now The Owners Of The Spa Will Sweat Profusely
>Ok. Is it ever a good idea to wrap yourself in mud, plastic, blankets and cardboard boxes in an attempt to detoxify yourself of…who knows what? Also, while you are intensely sweating, something this is designed to cause, is it a good idea to not drink water? two people found out it wasn’t such a …
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If You Lost Your Keys In #Guelph, I Might Know What Happened To Them
I have to do this first. Ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb. Ok. Movin’ right along. I was walkin’ along. Doo dee doo dee doo. I was walking with a friend, who is a very nice person. Suddenly, she spots something shiny. “Hey! Keys!” she exclaims. “Oh no! That …
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“Plagiarize. Let No One Else’s Work Evade Your Eyes.” Tom Lehrer
Soundtrack time, and I think this is the weirdest soundtrack by far. I read about this a while ago, but it was during the time when I had no ability to think to write stuff. But it still pisses me off, so much so that I allowed my Qwitter home buffer to grow a huuuuge …
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So Long?
Wow. This story of the family of a missing man having a memorial service and declaring him legally dead is just weird. I don’t blame the family for wanting to move on because it sounds like they’re pretty sure he’s gone, and it has been 7 years, but I just keep coming back to what …
Austin Lounge Lizards Questions Answered. Yea!
Woohoo, some questions I had about the Austin Lounge Lizards in this post have been answered in the comment below! Thank you, Marchbanks, for all the cool answers. Lessee if a native can clear up a few points for you . . . (2) Yes, that’s really Cornhusker Refugee. Somebody keeps using a bad scan …
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He Gave Police A Leg Up On Catching Him
Ya know, it’s criminals like David Phillips that make police work look easy. He stole a bunch of jewellery and other things. But they noticed at one crime scene that there were a series of right footprints and crutch marks, and whatdya know? They led back to Phillips’ apartment. Phillips just happens to only have …
Disorder In The Court!
Here comes another one who hasn’t learned that trying to beat up court officials probably won’t work out so well. This one, after being held in contempt of court at a domestic violence hearing, tried to take out the judge. I guess she didn’t see court security, but they sure saw her. Down she went. …