Wow. This story of the family of a missing man having a memorial service and declaring him legally dead is just weird. I don’t blame the family for wanting to move on because it sounds like they’re pretty sure he’s gone, and it has been 7 years, but I just keep coming back to what …
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Austin Lounge Lizards Questions Answered. Yea!
Woohoo, some questions I had about the Austin Lounge Lizards in this post have been answered in the comment below! Thank you, Marchbanks, for all the cool answers. Lessee if a native can clear up a few points for you . . . (2) Yes, that’s really Cornhusker Refugee. Somebody keeps using a bad scan …
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He Gave Police A Leg Up On Catching Him
Ya know, it’s criminals like David Phillips that make police work look easy. He stole a bunch of jewellery and other things. But they noticed at one crime scene that there were a series of right footprints and crutch marks, and whatdya know? They led back to Phillips’ apartment. Phillips just happens to only have …
Disorder In The Court!
Here comes another one who hasn’t learned that trying to beat up court officials probably won’t work out so well. This one, after being held in contempt of court at a domestic violence hearing, tried to take out the judge. I guess she didn’t see court security, but they sure saw her. Down she went. …
Archie’s Getting To Her Jughead
The story of female CEO Nancy Silberkleit of Archie Comics scaring her employees sounds way too out there to be true. But on the other hand, could anyone make this stuff up? The report says several employees complained about Silberkleit’s vile antics, which include asking if sex toys were stored in an office safe and …
Ten Finger Seany On The Fourth Day Of July…
Soundtrack time! Why am I so amused by the image of a guy getting himself pretty crisped up by grinding up fireworks in a coffee grinder? Sean Michael Ogden was trying to break down smaller fireworks to make bigger ones. All he made was a big boom, a big boom that shook the house of …
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Burning Cross, Meet Right Cross.
Ha ha ha ha ha. I love stories like this. It all started in a bar. Daren C. Abbey walked up to Marlon L. Baker, a random black guy. He started yelling at him, telling him to get out of town, that blacks weren’t welcome here. Baker thought he’d just walk away from him. But …
Another Case Of Social Nutworking
Holy crap. The people with which we share this earth. I know that a lot of people are really upset about the Casey Anthony verdict. But this is just plain old nuts. In Oklahoma, some drug-crazed woman nearly killed some woman with her car because she looked like Casey Anthony. She waited for her outside …
Head Office Called Me About The Elevator
Bleh. That wasn’t the most wonderful update I’ve ever had. Williams and McDaniel called me back. And the short answer is they’re not going to do anything about the elevator’s alarm system. Until it totally and completely breaks, and they have to replace it with a new one, this alarm bell ringing to nowhere is …
She Was Milking That Breastfeeding Mother Thing For All It Was Worth
Here’s another sign that I’m either losing my touch, or I’ve seen one too many weird news stories. It was all over the net. Har har, it was also all over her car, but ya know. Anyway, the story of Stephanie Robinette was everywhere. I guess she and her husband were at a wedding, and …
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