This is going to be old news to most of you who would care about such things,but since I’m just now watching episodes of NXT from last summer, here goes. I don’t want to complain too much about the Heritage Cup tournament. The round-robin concept is a very un-WWE-like thing to present, and I mean …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
What Flavour Were they, Kill Pickle?
It sucks that this happened, but on the other hand, a guy shooting a stranger in the face outside of a strip club because he wouldn’t share some potato chips with him is exactly why we have a food feuds tag. And hey, it sounds like the bullet recipient is going to be ok. He …
Will You Stop!
An AI generated Gorilla Monsoon telling rapid fire wrestling and dick jokes for an hour on a pretend podcast with AI generated versions of Bobby Heenan, Mean Gene Okerlund and others is one of those things I didn’t know I needed in my life, but I sure am glad I watched it. If you’re a …
Bunches Of Bloopers And A Big Thank You
I hope everyone had a nice Easter weekend. Mine consisted of a family brunch and a trip to AEW Collision in London. I want to take a second to thank our friends Barb and Alex for setting us up with tickets to that second thing. Twas extremely amazing of you to do that and trust …
Sultans Of Storm
Laszlo Buring gets the originality points today. “Riders on the Storm” has never been one of my favourite songs, but I quite like “Sultans of Swing”, so this works for me. Riders on the Storm, if it were written by Dire Straits. Went with a Lady Writer/Sultans of Swing kind of approach for this one, …
I Swear I’d Lose My Head If I Accidentally Detached It And Dumped It In The River
Police seeking help identifying ‘intentionally dismembered’ human remains found at Cherry Beach If you can help the authorities out with this please do, but what I need is more information on all of the human remains that end up hacked apart, wrapped in plastic bags and floating in the harbour by accident. I assume there …
Continue reading “I Swear I’d Lose My Head If I Accidentally Detached It And Dumped It In The River”
My First Prime Minister Died
Technically speaking that’s not true since there were Joe Clark, Pierre Trudeau and John turner before him, but Brian Mulroney is my first Prime Minister in the sense that he’s the first one I remember actually being in the job. When I started getting old enough to notice the news and when we began learning …
Can I Help You Out?
Enjoy this video of Milton Berle getting absolutely roasted by Statler and Waldorf on the Muppet Show in 1977. Funniest thing I’ve seen today, and it’s not close. Sorry, very good late-night monologues and Daily Show segments I’ve also been watching this morning.
We’re From The Government And We’re Here To Help
Five people have been killed and 10 wounded in Gaza when a parachute on a humanitarian airdrop package failed to deploy properly and the parcel fell on them, a witness has said. The casualties were taken to Gaza City’s Al-Shifa hospital, the emergency room’s head nurse, Mohammed al-Sheikh, said. The airdrop took place north of …
Continue reading “We’re From The Government And We’re Here To Help”
Best News Bloopers Of February, 2024
I’m bringing some erotic reptiles to your surprise party! See you th…uh-oh. And today must be starting off ok. I wrote the word February without mistyping or having to think about how to spell it. Well, at least I did the first time. The second one almost ended up being Febuarary when I lost control …