This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she’s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement. After about twenty minutes of …
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Snails
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to …
What’ll You Have
The bartender asks a man sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” “A scotch, please,” he answers. The bartender hands him the drink and says “Ok, that’ll be five dollars.” “What are you talking about,” the man asks? “I don’t owe you anything for this.” A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, says to …
Rogers Won’t Be Slowing Down Your Internet Anymore. Not On Purpose, Anyhow
I have a bit of a love hate relationship with the CRTC, but today is most definitely a love day! Thank you for helping to make Rogers internet a little less sucky and annoying, guys! OTTAWA-GATINEAU, QC, June 28, 2012 /CNW/ – Today, the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) closed its investigation into Rogers …
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Hide The Cabbage
I wonder how many people skipped right on past this post because of the title, thinking it was just us being disgusting again? Actually, this one isn’t disgusting at all…in a sense. We have a serious question. So Carin and I bought one of those Garden Fresh Boxes that the Guelph Community Health Centre is …
Accessible Media Inc’s DV Guide
If you’re one of those blind people who hates watching any sort of TV or movies if they’re not described or even if you’re like me and wish certain things were because they’d be much easier to follow, then do I ever have something for you. A while ago, Accessible Media Inc launched a little …
I Can’t Breathe! Here, Have A Needle
There are so many “major medical breakthroughs” nowadays that I hardly pay attention anymore, but if this one works like they’re saying it does, talk about a game changer! A team of researchers at Boston Children’s Hospital has developed injectable microparticles that it says can oxygenate the blood of people who aren’t breathing, keeping them …
German Court Cuts Off Religious Circumcisions
I’m not entirely sure how I should feel about this. A German court has ruled that circumcising young boys on religious grounds amounts to bodily harm even if parents consent to the procedure. Cologne state court said the child’s right to physical integrity trumps freedom of religion and parents’ rights, German news agency dapd reported …
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LeaveMyDamnSettingsAlone@Facebook.com
I don’t use Facebook, but since a lot of you do and you may not have noticed what Facebook just did to you, now you know. Never say I’m not helpful. Most of Facebook’s 900 million members probably haven’t noticed yet, but over the weekend the social networking giant changed the default email address of …
Fools Argue Over Kool-Aid Just Like Moms Depend On It
There really ought to be some sort of IQ requirement attached to gun ownership. A quick test to weed out the type of people who would use their firearms for downright ridiculous purposes, such as settling arguments over who makes the best Kool-Aid. The two suspects were in front of an abandoned school on Tuesday …
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