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The weather sucks. Life is good, but not exciting enough to write about in a manner that would make anybody care. The news isn’t all that funny these days. It’s not very thought inspiring either. Thank God for jokes, that’s all I can say. If you’ve got any, feel free to send them along. *All …
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After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. ‘What’s that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked. ‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking …
A man was feeling very depressed. He walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, “That’s quite a heavy drink. What’s wrong?” After quickly downing his drink, the man replied, “I got home and found my wife having sex with my best friend.” “Wow” …
The Rt Rev Patrick O’Donoghue, Bishop of Lancaster, has complained about educated members of the Catholic church asking too many questions and not following the church’s teachings. “What we have witnessed in Western societies since the end of the Second World War is the development of mass education on a scale unprecedented in human history …
A dozen illegal immigrants hiding in the back of a truck were nabbed after the driver heard them singing to celebrate as they entered the UK. Minutes after disembarking from a ferry at Dover, they began yelling out in joy. So the trucker drove his rig to the nearest police station. The 12 men, four …
I live in Canada. More often than not, when I’m listening to radio, it’s Canadian radio. And every now and then when I hear a commercial, I’ll hear the stupidest thing. The latest example is the ad for those Pizza Hut Pizza Mia deals, the ones that are only $6 each if you buy 3 …
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I know unions are supposed to look out for their members, but sometimes, like in the case ofDavid Justka,it might be best to just let him go. Speaking of letting him go, the Erie Metropolitan Transit Authority has tried to do just that…twice. The reason? He’s hit 3 pedestrians since 2000, one of whom is …
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I’m in one of those moods today where I want to experiment with something different. So what I think I’ll do is go so far outside of the box that I’m actually in a whole different box and write about something that annoys the ever loving crap out of me. Yes, that’s the perfect idea, …
Listen up, all you sick bastards from the search box. I need you for something more than everyone’s amusement and ridicule right now. I’m positive that at least one of you has experience in this area, and I need whoever it is to tell me ifthe rectal misadventure described herecould have actually happened, or whether …
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Wonky fruit back on the shelves This is a good start, but it still doesn’t helpthe poor kiwi fruit guy.Kiwi fruits are still subject to this retardedness, probablyout of spite or something equally stupid.