Q. How many Gay Rights Activists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. a bulb shouldn’t have to change. Society should accept it as it is.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Things You Don’t Care About That I’m Telling You Anyway
Warning: Barby tagged me today, so long ass survey ahead. I won’t feel bad if you don’t read all of this. 1. What do you wish your name was?Hugh G. Rection. it would be good advertising. It would be false advertising mind you, but good all the same. 2. What is your favorite thing to …
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Meet The World’s Most Gullible Man
A Chinese man stopped having sex with his wife 17 years ago because a friend told him that he would live for 1000 years if he became a celibate vegetarian. What I don’t understand is this. If you can’t have sex and you can’t have hamburgers, why would you want to live that long? Oh, …
Baaaaahd Boy! Put Down That Paint Can!
A New York state man who broke into a barn in the middle of the night, spray-painted the genitals of 3 goats orange and left behind a number of pornographic magazines has had charges of burglary and animal cruelty dropped in exchange for himself and an accomplice making donations totalling nearly $2000 to their local …
I Guess They’ll Have To Change The Name To Tofago Now
In a quick update to something I mentioned a little while ago, the church people didn’t get their way, and Elton John is now free to gay up the island of Tobago! Woohoo!
Mistakes Were Made…
Bigoted emails from Army recruiter outrage gay man It’s sad that grown human beings feel the need to act this way in public. But that said, this story is pretty funny, especially the part where the army lady tells the guy to, and this is a quote, “GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY …
Things That Never Happened On Star Trek
This was emailed to me yesterday and I thought it was pretty funny. I’m not a big Star Trek fan myself, but I know a lot of people who are and judging from what I’ve seen and heard of the show through them, this seems pretty well accurate to me. *Things That Never Happened On …
I’m Thinking About Aborting The Quest For A good Title For This. Can I Have My Money Now?
This one definitely wins the Most Retarded Thing I’ve Heard In A Long Long Time award. Texas State Senator Dan Patrick hasfiled a piece of legislationthat would see the government pay pregnant women considering abortions $500 each not to go through with the procedure and then give the finished product up for adoption. According to …
Spammers And Bankers And Rage, Oh My!
So, how’s everybody today? Hopefully good. I’m doing ok. A little sluggish, but that’s alright, I’ll get over it eventually. Maybe writing might help get me going, so I figure that’s what I’ll do until I run out of things to talk about or get sidetracked by something else. Everybody keeps asking me if I …
Odd Combination Of Things Number 4
Before we get started, here’s a quick update/correction. Thestory in Things Number 3about the drunk who said a unicorn was driving his car when he had his accidentturns outnot to be quite accurate.There was no unicorn, just misunderstood slang that came out of communications from the prosecutor’s office. Apparently anybody who has a stupid excuse …