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Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Doing My Job For Me
This was posted on the comment board. Thought I’d look at your referrers list, and saw some interesting ones. Elephant sitting on somebody. Quiz: Name your testicles. I’m assuming the person being sat on doesn’t really have much need for a name for his testicles.WTF | 01.20.05 – 11:45 pm |
What The…?
I swear sometimes this site has a mind of it’s own. After I posted my mall burping story I went to make sure that everything published correctly like I always do and I saw the site fixing itself. When I posted earlier the clock must have been messed up because it was about an hour …
That’s A New One
The weirdest thing happened to me the other night at the mall when I went out with my friend so we could buy Christmas presents for each other. I know it’s January, but we don’t live in the same town, and anyway, that really doesn’t have much to do with the story. So we’re walking …
There’s Gotta Be A Better Way
Reno, Nev. – Police received a call for help from a 50-year-old Reno man who said he couldn’t stop bleeding from a self-castration operation. Police and paramedics responded to the call and took the man to the Washoe Medical Center. According to hospital officials, the man had administered a successful castration on himself thanks to …
The Gay Bomb?
I saw this article yesterday and ever since I’ve laughed every time I’ve thought about it. These are actual US military weapon ideas that people were trying to get actual funding to develop. I don’t know about you, but I feel safer already.
Please Continue To Hold
Being put on hold when I call somewhere bothers me. Not because while I’m sitting there I’m thinking about how an office full of people sitting around drinking coffee are laughing it up at the expense of all of the people on hold, I don’t have to think that, I know that’s what they’re doing, …
All Of This Has Happened, But Not Yet
It’s never too early for a year in review, so in that spirit, have a look atwhat happened in 2005.Hey, it seems like it’s on the up and up to me. Here’s one of my favourites. June 15 Scientists genetically engineer talking dolphin. Dolphin’s first words: “Haven’t you assholes cured cancer yet?”
If You Can’t Beat ’em, Join ’em
Since I spend so much time making fun of the stupid things other people do, it’s only fair that I point out my own when they happen, and I think one just did. Remember that email problem I posted about the other day? It’s been fixed because I’m smart, but from the looks of it …
Why Stealing Is Wrong, And Why Tobacco Might Not Be
A 26-year-old man’s first mistake was allegedly stealing a tractor-trailer rig that had been left unattended with the engine running, police say. His second blunder was mistaking the truck driver’s tobacco-spit cup for something refreshing, and taking a swig. The tale of alleged instant justice had its roots earlier Monday, the report said, when the …
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