Brad sent this one along and I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s an interesting concept for sure but it’s kinda weird to say the least. Would you do it?Clinic gets approval to do face transplant
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
This Is The Best Joke Ever
A person, belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms, met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group. He proceeded to make a …
He Was Asking For It
Could somebody please explain to me why it is that I’m supposed to feel sorry for people who get themselves injured or killed in war zones that they visit of their own free will? I’m not talking about people who go their on business such as those who are there to provide humanitarian aid to …
Doing My Part To Rock The Vote
This might be a little heavy for a Saturday morning but that doesn’t make it any less interesting or thought provoking. These are the very much simplified results of a study of various fascist regimes around the world that have played a large part in history. The basic finding was that all of them have …
New People
Since Matt has pretty much dropped off the face of the earth and I haven’t had as much time to devote to this place as I’d like, I’ve decided to add a new writer to the mix. Some of you will probably know her from the comment boards and I’m sure that a few of …
Still Want That Flu-shot?
One of our loyal Vomiteers, Brad, pointed this story out to me. HEALTH CAMPAIGN MAKES ‘L’ OF A MISTAKE I thought they gave you those shots in your arm. Now I’m definitely not getting one. An embarrassing spelling mistake has caused Nova Scotia’s Health Department to recall thousands of pins meant to support the annual …
Things I’ve Been Thinking About
I don’t understand sports fans who riot when their team wins. What sense does that make? When they lose that’s different, I can almost see where they’re coming from there. Although, any adult who’s not a part of the losing team but still takes things that seriously probably has some separate issues of his own …
Mother Goose For The Religious
I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was a King James version of Humpty Dumpty. Wellthere isand you can see it if you click that link. Just another example of how reading Vomit Comet every day makes you smarter.
I Guess I Won’t Be Having Any Fucking Kids
New research by Russian scientists has found that people who swear should probably consider stopping or risk facing problems down the road. Gennady Cheurin, who lead the team of scientists that conducted the study at the Yekaterinburg Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival says that when men and women swear, it effects who they are …
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The Monster Slash
I posted this story on Salty Ham earlier today. I’m not sure if it’s more funny or sad, you be the judge. What I’m really wondering though is who thought this was a good idea, because quite simply, it isn’t.