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Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
If He Won’t Plug It, I Will
For those of you who miss Matt, and I know some of you do, I’ve got something for you. He came out of hiding and wrote a new column over onSalty Hamall about his feelings on the situation in the NHL and what really bothers him about it. And before you pass it off as …
Til Booze And Furniture Do Us Part
This might just be the best wedding story ever. Scott McKie and Victoria Anderson were looking forward to a life of wedded bliss as they tied the knot. But an hour and a half – and a series of drunken assaults – later, divorce was looming fast. The tale of what has been billed one …
Timeless Holiday Classics
The Ten Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time I’d love to track some of these down, but for now, reading about them will have to do. But you know what the sad part is? Some of this stuff was probably better than some of the crap we have to sit through these days.
Cut It Out, Retards
Spam-happy shoppers love stolen software Thanks for ruining the internet for the rest of us, you dicks. Oh, and merry Christmas.
Everybody’s Better Than You
Click here, punch in your age, and see what people who aren’t you did with their lives when they were as old as you are now. It’s a neat little history lesson, and it makes you feel really good about sitting behind a desk reading somebody’s blog.
Culinary Double Standard
Sorry about the lack of updates this week, but things have been a nice combination of busy and boring which doesn’t really work out so well when it comes to thinking up topics worth posting about. But while all of you were sitting here waiting for one of us to say something, I was out …
Which File Extension Are You
I don’t know what frightens me more, the fact that somebody created this quiz, or the fact that I took the time to take it. Actually no, what really scares me is that it’s not really that far off. And if you’re wondering what I am, here’s what the site has to say. You are …
Stayin’ Alive? Not So Much
Brad sent this news story, which I somehow managed to miss. Not sure how that happened. Phillip Quinn was killed last week when his lava lamp exploded. Quinn was found dead Sunday night in his mobile home outside Seattle, Washington. Police say Quinn had placed the lava lamp on a hot stove and was killed …
Criminal Mastermind At Work
I turned on the radio this morning just in time to hear one of those things that makes me want to shut everything off and crawl back into bed for the rest of my life. It seems that a super genius in the city of Kitchener was caught downloading child pornography and charged with possession. …