Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
If I ever meet the guy who invented bubble gum flavoured toothpaste I’m gonna hoof him square in the sack. And before you ask, yes, I am in a good mood today. The fact that I’m going to limit myself to a single kick to the nuts on a guy who had the nerve to …
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This is just a quick note to sort of explain the lack of updates lately. It pretty much boils down to this. Matt and I are both busy people. I can’t really speak for him but I know that he’s got a lot going on right now. But I can speak for me so I …
Ok so I’m not actually in the middle of the snow storm itself, I’m in my nice warm house but my nice warm house is right smack dab in the middle of a great big storm that’s pretty much got the entire province shut down so it’s close enough. The only good thing to come …
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Watching your weight? Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the fucking thing in the first place, you fat bastard. And Matt, don’t even think about it, asshole. You know what I’m talking about, friend. -!- Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from …
Just a small thing that’s kind of got me wondering. Why is it that the ads on the main page of the site here are Christmas oriented now? I’m not even sure that we had Christmas ads at Christmas time, but now, in the middle of fucking January, there they are. I guess if nothing …
Not that you sick freaks, the music column. I just posted it over at the ham. If you want to check it out, you can do sohere.
Just wanted to let all of my loyal fan know that the music column is going to be a little late this week. I’m hoping to have it up by sometime on Wednesday at the latest but you just never know with these things. Maybe it’ll be Thursday, maybe it’ll be tomorrow, but it is …
Today I officially lost my faith in humanity and learned a valuable lesson at the same time. People will steal absolutely anything, no matter how much actual value it happens to have. I’ve been feeling a little under the weather for the last couple days so being the helpful soul that she is my girlfriend …
Here’s some cool guest material submitted by our good friend Carin, some time contributor, more frequent commenter. Enjoy, and feel free to send me things too, just make sure they’re quality, because Carin’s stuff when she decides to write is pretty good, as you’re about to see. It’s out of my hands! If you are …
This is an actual Spam email sent to an actual person. If you’ve ever given even a second of thought to getting one of those quick and easy degrees, you might want to think again after reading this. Keep in mind, I have changed nothing about this message other than removing the list of people …