You People Scare Me More And More Each Day

03 Jan, Sat, 09:26:00Google:her mouth Permanently-open getting fucked Who is she? Why can’t she close her mouth? Who is she getting fucked by, a dentist? I know if my mouth was permanently stuck open that’s one of the first people I’d be calling. What the hell is wrong with you people anyway? Oh well, it’s …

Enough Topic Changes To Make Your Head Spin

It’s been a few days since I’ve said anything and right now I’ve got some time to write so here I am. This might be the last time you hear from me this year because the annual Newyears Eve extravaganza officially kicks off today. Yeah, I know the holiday isn’t until Wednesday but there are …

Merry Christmas From The Comet

Just a quick note to say merry christmas to those of you who care to be wished merry Christmas. However you’re spending your holidays, I hope they’re as safe and as happy as possible. Also remember that this note comes from me and me alone. Matt is perfectly capable of wishing you good tidings on …

Christmas Parties, I Quit Drinking, And Possibly Some Other Crap

Well hi, how’s it going? I’m doing pretty well, thanks for asking. My holiday has been fairly busy just like I thought but tonight ended up being a lot less eventful than I thought it was going to be so here I am. I’m pretty much making the family rounds all week, seeing everybody that …

The Holidays Start Today!

This morning when I got up and came to check the site, I thought I’d accidentally gone to the wrong place by mistake. Something was horribly wrong I thought to myself as I scanned the page trying to figure out what seemed different. Did somebody get hold of our passwords and put something there? Did …