Perhaps I’m being unreasonable and setting my standards impossibly high here, but I’m having a tough time talking myself out of the position that please do not ingest or inject disinfectants into your body for any reason is a thing we should have to tell most people, especially when one of those people is the …
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An Option For Grocery Delivery In Cambridge If You’re Disabled Or A Senior
When you’re generally in the business of airport shuttles and being people’s designated driver, what do you do when there’s suddenly no demand for either of those things? If you’re Driverseat Cambridge, you start offering free grocery delivery to seniors and disabled people. Those in need will be able to file a form including their …
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What Is Doug Ford?
Ford vs. Trump: A tale of two populists during COVID-19 A good piece by Steve Paikin of TV Ontario that touches on a topic I’ve spent quite a bit of time thinking about. If you’ve been here before or know me at all, you’re likely aware that I have little use for either Doug Ford …
You Not Deserving A Ticket Doesn’t Mean That Nobody Else Does
Civil Liberties group seeks amnesty for bylaw tickets issued during COVID-19 I agree with their argument up to a point. When they say that we can’t police our way out of a pandemic, they’re not wrong. At least not entirely. What they should be saying is that we shouldn’t be trying to zero tolerance our …
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You’re Not Helping, Guys
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-5bgxkl33G/ For the most part I’m pretty happy with how Justin Trudeau has handled things during the pandemic. He and the rest of the Liberals have a job I neither envy nor want. But that said, I must ask a quick question. If I’m not allowed to go out and see my family just because …
Fight For Your Right To Pox Party
And speaking of dumb, why would you even try getting away with throwing a big party right now? There’s no way somebody isn’t going to stooge that off. Cripes, you’d probably raise less suspicion if you just straight up murdered somebody…assuming that the murder in question involved five people or fewer, of course. Wellington County …
Don’t Mess With Me. These Lungs Are Lethal Weapons
Coughing on people and objects is so much the new thing nowadays that it’s hardly worth posting every instance of it. But this one I’m putting up because it’s particularly dumb. This doofus, who the Guelph Police Service has not named here, got himself a probation violation for randomly coughing on a couple of people …
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Blogging Moistly
lyrics are here. This song has been chasing me around since I heard it. Any time I hear someone cough, any time I cough and I think someone might have heard me, any time we get a note in our door, it shows up. So now you can all have it in your head too! …
Song Of The Summer?
Somebody autotuned a Justin Trudeau press conference into a song. It works surprisingly well, actually. Had the phrase “speaking moistly” ever been used by anyone ever before this? If so, why?
A Quick Question For Anyone Administrating An Automated Phone System Right Now
I appreciate that you have to give out COVID-19 related information about things like reduced staffing levels and special programs you may be offering, but could you do me a favour? Some of these damn things are seriously long and chatty. Can they not be offered as their own menu option? Alternatively, can we maybe …
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