Motel Sit. We’ll Leave The Light On For Ya.

They never mention in this story how expensive a stay in a PetSmart Pets Hotel is. What is the funniest part of this story? Is it the fact that TV’s in all the rooms are tuned to Animal Planet? Is it that they serve the dogs dairy-free yogourt? No, that’s disturbing, because what is dairy-free …

The Holiday Post AT A Not So Holiday Time

Ok, so it’s January 15 and I’m finally writing a post about Christmas and such. Um, I suck. Hopefully I don’t end up boring people to death. Christmas was actually a pretty good one. Usually, it consists of being run ragged doing a 300-mile trek to see my mom’s side of the family…and then potentially …

Trixie’s Frozen Brain

What is with this climate? Now I know why they got fur for my fur. It’s c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cold up here! No wonder the trees fall apart and leave their leaves on the ground. Brrr! And now, the ground is covered in this white stuff. She keeps saying, “This is snow! This is snow!” I finally find …

Trixter’s In A Winter Wonderland

Man, it’s been a while since I’ve written about Trixie. Let’s fix that. I don’t think Trixie quite knows what to do with all this snow. The first time she saw it, it was slippery, and she tried to fly at her regular summer pace, and quickly realized that was not a safe plan. She …

Can I Pet Your Cute Puppy?

Ever since I’ve had Trixie, and have had to stop people from petting her, after they apologize, they tell me that I should get a sign for her that says “don’t pet me, I’m working”. I’ve never been a really big fan of the sign, as users who have used it haven’t had great success …

So We Have Dog Racists Now?

Man oh man. This makes me sad. People, when they’re thinking about adopting a dog, don’t take the black ones. Why? Because they’re always the bad dogs in movies, or they don’t stand out in pictures. Boo friggin hoo. If you mistreat your white dog, it will get bad. And I can’t count the number …