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If ever you have occasion to eat kebabs in Germany, do not wipe your food covered hands anywhere on the seller’s stand even though he won’t let you have any napkins. Doing so may be grounds for receivinga ladle full of hot sauce to the eyes. Police in the city of Bremen have taken a …
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When a story involvessome idiot doing something dangerous and stupid and calling it a prank *and* a person covered with food,you know we’re posting it. According to a police report, John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his …
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Wow. Both people involved in this food feud sound like prizes. Where did it take place? In a school cafeteria. In this corner, we have a 13-year-old girl who is in fifth grade. She’s 13 and she’s still in the fifth grade? I hope there’s an explanation for that. And in the other corner, we …
You’d think that someone buying crab cakes would act in a more civilized manner than spitting in a manager’s face, head-butting him, and hitting him five or six times in the face, breaking his glasses. But that’s what Ralph Barr did. He bought a bunch of crab cakes because they had a price on them …
Wow. I think Maria Del Rayo Cordero has to get a refresher on what good customer service is. It does not involve telling a customer, when they say they got the wrong food, to pay for it and leave. It also does not involve heaving a tray of food at them and clonking them in …
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Well, I’m late on this one, but better late than never. Warren E. Strickland sounds like one of those annoying customers who thinks he’s super important and likes to throw his weight around. He ordered some tacos, they weren’t right, so he made them make new ones, then he said he saw spit in one …
I once said that the boiling oil chicken argument was the peak of the food feuds tag. Um, not anymore. You see, while what happened in that case was pretty damn horrific, at least Sahal Said’s victim lived to eat another day. Emma Jaime’s husband Ramone, on the other hand, was not so fortunate. Police …
Well, it looks like they found the McDonald’s-smasher-upper, and she has a name, that being Alesha McMullen. She’s quite the woman. She smashed up the restaurant because she had a bad day, and when they found her, she was hiding in a closet. And she’s 19? That sounds like the behaviour of a little kid. …
Here’s a woman you dont’ want to make food for. An as yet unidentified woman walked into a McDonald’s and ordered a hamburger. But she didn’t like the burger for some reason that was never explained. The employees offered to replace it, but she said she wanted her money back. When they said they couldn’t …
What a strange sermon to give, but apparently Anglican Reverend Tim Jones gave it. Essentially he said that all the poor people should not burglarize homes or mug people or turn to prostitution to fill their bellies this Christmas. No, there is a better way. shoplift cans of Ravioli from big chain stores. Are there …