I haven’t posted in a while, so why not come back with a story about a dude slugging his daughter in the head with a slice of pizza? Sure, sounds like a good idea. Ah, food feuds, you’re awesome.
Category Archives: food feuds
Snap Into A Store Clerk
If most of us found ourselves in a Cracker Barrel that didn’t have what we were looking for, we’d likely just turn around and leave. That’s because most of us aren’t Nancy A. Ward. If we were, rather than walking out and continuing the search, we would respond to our adversity by throwing apple juice, …
We’ll Give You That To Go
Whoever has it out forthis guyis certainly gaining revenge in a Vomit Comet approved manner. Four different times, the car of the unidentified son of the unidentified man living somewhere on the 300 block of West Caracas Avenue, Derry Township, Pennsylvania, has been covered with food and nobody seems to know why. The police report …
Nobody Move!…Oh, And Get Your Own Sandwich!
Making sandwiches for mom is serious business,apparently. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe 49-year-old Anthony Pilla, who found it necessary to pull a gun on his brother while the 2 argued over that very thing. The incident started when Pilla and his brother were in the kitchen of the East Main Street home …
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Whoop Ass Tastes A Lot Like Vegetables
If there is a lesson to be learned fromthis story,I think it would have to be do not under any circumstances pistol-whip Toyia Taylor. It’s a lesson I’m not so sure Gregory Banks will be able to remember seeing as he is currently in critical condition at St. Vincent-Mercy Medical Center, the victim of a …
Carbecue!
More fury involving food. What a waste of perfectly good barbecue sauce and pickles to throw them on a car two nights in a row. They didn’t even manage to do any damage. What a weird way to get revenge.
You Say Potato, I Say I’ll Fucking Kill You. Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off. I’ll Even Throw You The Phone!
Ooo! More food feuding. This was over undercooked potatos and burned bread. Oh, and the chick was drunk, but still.
Lemon Salad: Coming Soon To Your Prison Cafeteria
It’s been a surprisingly long time since we’ve had any culinary kerfuffles on which to report, but today I give you 2 for the price of 1. First up is a case of bitterness from Boca Raton. Mandi Valentine, 40, was arrested and charged with simple assault after she threw several lemons at her husband …
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Gone-ba’s Pizzeria
I hope that after the pistol-whipping hit the news, goomba’s isn’t doing so well. those words were spoken by me in January of this year after I read the story about that guy getting tooled by the owner of a pizzeria when he complained the place got his order wrong. Well, truer words were never …
I Like My Fries Assaulty
How better to start a Friday morning than with a family food fight? No better, I say. Dennis Hickman III, 16, seems to really like his fries. So much so that when his mother, 52-year-old Sheila Ross wouldn’t share some of hers with him, it made him so mad that he beat her with a …
