I missed this story last year. While it’s an absolutely awful one, it checks too many of our boxes here for me not to mention it. It seems that Travis Stackhouse was given some cheesecake for Father’s Day. He had one piece, and then some of the damn kids got into it. This upset him, …
Category Archives: food feuds
Wamburger
You know what? I hate it when somebody closes a window I want open. I need air, dammit! So I get it, Tanya Cordero. I get it. According to police, Tanya Cordero, 47, was arrested Monday evening following a confrontation with her boyfriend in a Largo mobile home owned by the man’s mother. Cordero and …
Did Somebody Say McFire Suppressant?
If you’re enough of a cheap ass to argue with the drive through lady about how expensive McDonald’s cheeseburgers are, why would you A: burn gas driving away and coming back and B: waste the contents of a perfectly good fire extinguisher? Those things cost money too, you know. Kimberly Friend claims that the suspects …
Big Red Marks
There’s only one thing about any of this here that surprises me. They still make Big Red? I remember having some when I was maybe 10 years old on a visit to Michigan, but I don’t think I’ve thought or heard about it since. Nice to hear it’s still around. It was decent enough, as …
If You Want Something Done Right, Do It Yourself. And Maybe Attack A Pregnant Lady While You’re AT It
I’ve been posting stories like this one forever, but I’m still amazed by them sometimes. I just simply cannot imagine being this angry about something so trivial. What has to be going on in your life that a fucked up McChicken is your last damn straw? I understand maybe getting a bit upset, saying a …
I’ll Swing For Ice Cream
Police don’t know who she is, but somewhere out there there is a woman who really, really likes chocolate ice cream. So much so that it’s worth spitting on folks and busting out windows when her eatery of choice has none available at 2:30 in the morning. Investigators say the woman went ballistic after Rally’s …
They Should Have Charged Her With Disturbing The Piece
If Fatos Cala really did say racist things to this woman, then perhaps he deserved the pizza to the dome. But what incentive would there be for him to do that if somebody wasn’t starting trouble first and causing him to lose his damn mind? I’d love to know how politely this interaction began. Responding …
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How Well Do Drunken Noodles Go With Egg Rolls
Now this, this is a proper food feud. Cops charge that Keith Johnson, 44, showed up at the victim’s Milton home around 8 PM Monday and began ringing the doorbell. The 60-year-old woman told cops that Johnson was intoxicated and that she “did not want him in her house.” The victim, who has dated Johnson …
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Battery Indeed
I wasn’t going to bother mentioning Dwayne “Mr. Perfect” Zimmerman, who was arrested for tossing a pan and a bowl full of pancake batter at a female victim at his mobile home. It read as though it was an unfortunately routine domestic violence case where the bowl was a weapon of convenience and opportunity, which …
Get Flesh Wound
I think Destin Garcia might have a future in management. The Florida Subway employee got very angry with a female coworker for running afoul of the rules on Black Friday. The restaurant’s actual management had said that due to the extra workload that came with the holiday, that everyone was allowed to make themselves a …